Trends, fads, memes, whatever you want to call them, can be an ugly and tragic thing. Sure, they seem fun at first. We all laugh the first time we're Rickrolled or see a rip-off of LOLCATs.
But the "25 Things About Me" explosion that has threatened to pull the Internet into a black hole has become an interesting - and bizarre - phenomenon.

We've gotten to the point where the inevitable backlash against 25 Things has gone from funny to boring and almost cliche.

(Do we all really want to know more random bits about each other? Will this be good for anything other than obscure trivia or potential blackmail?)

Still, I would feel I've failed you as a reader, no, a true friend, if I did not share these things with you. Besides, it's not often I get to just make stuff up when I'm writing.

So here before you is a list of 25 Mostly Fake Things About Me. The catch is that five of these things are actually true. Spot the truth and call it out in the comments.

25. I have dual citizenship in Canada. I only say I am from Minnesota to cover up my shame.

24. The first Halloween costume I chose for myself as a child was Morris Day of The Time.

23. I once got beaten up by Bernie Brewer, the Milwaukee Brewers mascot, who was on a smoke break.

22. Eating a pound of bacon makes my skin smell like Cinnamon Toast Crunch.

21. I was in a Super Bowl pre-game show.

20. I've been able to grow a beard since the age of 10.

19. I thought Edmund Muskie was the brand name for cheap gin before I moved to Maine.

18. I am the author of a screenplay about the life of a journalist. It's titled "For the Love of the Obit" and is a cross between "Remains of the Day" and "Turner & Hooch"

17. The film "E.T." scares the living crap out of me.

16. The first concert I ever went to was Steve Winwood. I was 8 years old and I cried.

15. As a kid I learned how to ride a bike on the streets of Amsterdam.

14. I am a Ferroequinologist.

13. I was once the drummer for a band called "Blunderbus." The band dumped me and would later become "Semisonic."

12. My mother gave me the middle name Eugene because she is a fan of Gene Hackman.

11. I've fallen asleep while covering news conferences.

10. I forgot to vote for Governor of Minnesota in 1998.

9. I have no feeling in my left index finger thanks to a deep fried cheese curd accident at the Minnesota State Fair.

8. I own a recliner once owned by the CEO of Best Buy.

7. The sound of Lou Dobbs' voice is comforting to me.

6. I once drove around the town of Standish looking for a lake home reportedly belonging to Tom Brady.

5. I was a teenage member of the Legion of Superheroes. My codename was "Diabetes Boy."

4. I think "They Live" is the best movie ever made.

3. My love of bacon was born out of a choking experience with a Jimmy Dean sausage pattie as a kid.

2. My first career in newspapers was as a cartoonist.

1. I am TC Munjoy.

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