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July 08, 2008
Press Play - New DVD Releases with Videoport Jones (solo!)

It wouldn't be a new DVD release Tuesday without a visit from Videoport Jones.

Of course this week he's flying solo, without me to keep things in check. Strap yourselves in and get ready for some hard film truths.

Videoport Jones here, flyin' solo this week, folks, as Justin is taking a well-deserved break, hopefully up to his neck in beer and bacon somewhere, so you'll have to play the J-man's role this week as the cool voice of reason and supply your own rebuttals (and you know how I mean that...)


The Ruins: "Some quickly-shirtless American tourists go trampling through the jungle and quickly run afoul of an ancient evil, losing their iPods, energy drinks, and lives when they defile a spooky temple. Based on a book by Scott Smith, who wrote 'A Simple Plan' which was successfully turned into a truly great thriller, this one is sabotaged by dodgy special effects and a cast of callow, shrill post-teens led by Jenna Malone (who Mike Nelson of MST3k once referred to accurately as 'having the demeanor of a particularly nasty Denny's waitress')."


Stop Loss: "Kimberly Pierce, director of 'Boys Don't Cry,' returns to the screen with this moody antiwar drama about a young soldier, his enlistment over, who returns home only to be ordered back for another tour in Iraq. Which actually happens: even when you've completed your duty in good faith, the army can, and does, require you, under pain of imprisonment, to report for more fun, fun army stuff. I understand why recruiters leave that loophole out of the standard recruitment spiel. Man, this movie should be called 'Understandably Upset.' Starring Ryan Phillippe and Joseph Gordon Leavitt as the hunky, sensitive soldiers who are getting jerked around by their government; just ask all of the kids who haven't seen their moms and dads for years longer than they thought they would if the movie is an exaggeration."


Superhero Movie: "Before you write this superhero spoof off completely, be advised that it is NOT made by the lowest-common-denominator nitwits responsible for the crimes against humanity that were the similarly-titled 'Epic Movie,' 'Date Movie,' or 'Meet the Spartans.' Not that it's good, really; god, no...But it's better than the title might lead you to expect. A little. Written and directed by the guy who made a much cleverer, funnier superhero spoof called 'The Specials' (which is, of course, readily available at Videoport)."


Sleepwalking: "Who's up for some bleak? Charlize Theron, Woody Harrelson, Dennis Hopper, Nick Stahl, and a little girl play out a story specifically designed to rob you of whatever joy you still harbor in your heart as a little girl hides out with her well-meaning but largely incapable uncle (Stahl) after her mom (Theron) goes to jail so that the (completely necessary in this case) child welfare people won't take her away from her dingbat, criminal family. In a brilliant plan, they hide out with the sleazy, evil Hopper, who is their idea of a nurturing caregiver. Yeah! Get happy at Videoport!"


Joe Strummer: The Future Is Unwritten: "Documentary about the too-short life and brilliantly hard-rockin' times of former Clash frontman Strummer, from his middle class beginnings to his Clash heyday, to his acting career and later band the Mescaleros, all the while tracing his growth as an activist, a musician, and a man. If it sounds like I'm gushing, well, I am; Strummer was twice as important to me as Elvis Presley, and I know a lot of people feel the same. So check out this documentary, and while you're in a Strummer mood, watch his comic stylings in Alex Cox's 'Straight to Hell' and Jim Jarmush's 'Mystery Train' and listen to his great soundtrack to the underrated 80's teen flick 'Permanent Record' (all available at Videoport, natch')."


The Tracey Fragments: " 'Juno' 's Ellen Page made this quirky indie about (surprise!) a spunky, alienated teen in her native Canada before she became America's pregnant sweetheart."


And for those of you looking for more bloggy goodness on film, you can check out Jonsey's Myspace blog, where you'll find last week's new releases, that never got up due to "technical difficulties."

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If Strummer was twice as important as Elvis was to you, I believe you.

As to you knowing a lot of people who feel the same, I also believe you.

But, given that Elvis was twice, if not ten, or even twenty times as important to Strummer himself, as he was to you, and this by Strummer's own admission, then don't be surprised when, at the touch of a finger hitting an OK button on any given search engine, the difference in how the public at large, today, not in 1956, or in 1970, or in 1977, but I repeat, today, thirty one years after Presley passed away, feels about the need to know about the two, is about 28 million less hits for Strummer (31.8 to 2.8 million, to be exact)

However, don't dispair, since its's nice to be in the minority.

On the other hand, when the following individuals have been, and are, on record as stating that Elvis Presley drastically and altered the actual course of their lives, or who consider him the greatest, most important singer in history, then you really should start to worry.

I am also providing the year that the radical change took place, so here's the list.

i) Johnny Cash, Roy Orbison, Carl Perkins, Johnny Rivers, Mac Davis, Gene Vincent, Buddy Holly (The Crickets), Levon Helm (The Band), Buddy Knox, Waylon Jennings, Eddie Cochrane,
all from July 5, 1954 to November 1955.

ii) Paul Mc Cartney and John Lennon (Beatles), Bob Dylan, Robert Plant and Jimmy Page (Led Zeppelin), Gram Parsons (Byrds, Flying Burrito Brothers), Randy Bachman (Guess Who, Bachman Turner Overdrive), Roger Daltrey (The Who), Mick Jagger (Rolling Stones), Bruce Springsteen (E Steet Band), Johnny Tillotson, Rick Nelson, Mike Fleetwood (Fleetwood Mac), Cher, Elton John, Isaac Hayes, Paul Simon (Simon and Garfunkel), Brian Wilson (Beach Boys), Loretta Lynn, Alvin Lee (Ten Years After) and Gordon Lightfoot, all in 1956.

iii) Rod Stewart (Small Faces), Johnny Hallyday, Cliff Richard (The Shadows), Bobby Solo, Roberto Carlos, Cauby Peixoto, Eric Burdon (The Animals), Jimi Hendrix, Jose Feliciano, Engelbert Humperdinck, all in 1957.

iv) Freddy Fender, Tom Jones, Jimmy Buffet, Ian Gillan (Deep Purple, Black Sabbath), Glenn Campbell, Billy Joel, all in 1958 and 1959.

v) Al Green, Barry White, Otis Redding, Freddy Mercury (Queen), all in 1960,

vi) Kenny Rogers (First Edition), Huey Lewis (The News), K. D. Lang, Tom Petty (Heartbreakers), Faith Hill, Brian Setzer (Stray Cats), Greg Lake (Emerson, Lake and Palmer), Kiri Te Kanawa, Bryn Terfel, Tobias Sammet, Bono (U2), Samuel Ramey and Robert Wallace, from 1961 till now.

Now, just as an exercise, and for starters, kidly tell me about those musicians whose lives were radically altered by Joe Strummer, or by the Clash. And by radical change I do not mean just that once they heard them they liked the songs so much, that they started playing them, or were even inspired by them. That is influence, certainly, but what I mean with the term radical change is that they were rather into something else, then saw, or heard Joe Strummer and decided, right there and then, to make rock music their life's work. That's radically altering the life of someone.

Actually, in the Clash's case, there's a lot of musicians whose lives they altered touched. You can find it on the net. Do your research. I've done mine.

But, one thing I tell you in advance, and that is the actual impossibility for the list of musicians whose lives Strummer altered( or anyone else in popular music, for that matter), to be longer, more impressive and especially more eclectic, than the one I just provided for you.

The founding of a musical and cultural revolution, a lasting one, has never been, nor will it ever be, strictly a matter of virtuosity...


Have a nice day!!

Posted by Jim Burrows
July 9, 2008 01:26 AM

Strummer more important than Elvis? Give me a break.

Nobody is more important than Elvis. He is everywhere and not just in music.

Elvis was the man who broke down cultural barriers in 1950's U.S.A. which made it possible for all artists who followed him , including Strummer, to have a career in music.

Elvis was 'sui generis' and there will never be another like him. I firmly believe he will be the start of a new religion in years to come.

Posted by Brian Quinn
July 9, 2008 12:26 PM

Jonsey started an Elvis battle!

Posted by ac
July 9, 2008 03:27 PM

Thank you! I will have a nice day! However, I don't think I need to do 'research' on a personal preference of mine, nor do I think I need to 'research' the fact that the Clash and Joe Strummer are more respected, musically and culturally, than is Elvis by many people. And while I wholeheartedly agree with Mr. Quinn, and Mojo Nixon, that 'Elvis is everywhere', I question the premise that ubiquity=quality; and I'm sure there must already be a Church of Elvis somewhere (and its choice of diety is no sillier than any other organized religion). Elvis is fine, but I was much more affected by Joe Strummer's passing, and his music, than I will ever be by Mr. Presley. Oh, and just to throw another log on this particular fire- he's not even my favorite Elvis. 'Radio/ It's a sound salvation/ Radio/ It's cleanin' up the nation/ They say you'd better listen to the voice of reason/ But they don't give you any choice 'cause they think that it's treason..."

Love & Music,
VP Jones!

Posted by Videoport Jones
July 10, 2008 11:57 AM

Sweet merciful crap Jonsey, what have you done?
It's not enough to take on organized religion, the right wing, Free Masons, baby boomers,and Hank Steinbrenner...but now the cult of Elvis? Don't you know the power they have?

Are you trying to get my blog blacklisted?

Posted by Justin
July 10, 2008 01:11 PM

Hi VP Jones!! So you question the premise that ubiquity=quality but, then, in the same sentence, you speak about a Church of Elvis and then make a mention that he's not even your favorite Elvis, Costello being the one you prefer.

I am OK with the letter statement, after all, as they say in Spanish, "entre gustos y colores, no han escrito los autores", but what has the Church of Elvis or, Mojo Nixon, or I'll throw you another two or three variables, the Elvis Party, the 74,345 Elvis impersonators out there, or the fact he dies on the toilet, have to do with the ubiquity equals quality business?

I just mentioned to you, in my previous message, the people whose life Presley radically altered, and, let me assure you, none of them "went the rock way" after seeing him live, or listening to him in the early stages of rock and roll, thinking, let alone knowing that quality, of all attributes, was missing in Presley's delivery.

Quite to the contrary...

Posted by Jim Burrows
July 10, 2008 09:23 PM

Hey Justin, do you actually believe that the so-called "cult of Elvis" has anything to do with, say, the unsurprising fact that Elvis Presley fused, in 1954, on July 5th, to be exact, the two most important musical idioms then in existance in America? Not some obscure off spring of one of the two, with the illegimate son of another. The two most important..

Fats Domino sang R&B since 1950, and Little Richard did likewise since 1953, and they both influenced the then 16 year old Elvis, but none of them, let alone Bill Haley, who released "Rock around the clock" in early 1954, had a single record that, on one side, took the blues into another territory, rockabilly, whilst simulataneously doing the same to C&W music, on its B side and, again, producing "Rockabilly". No one did it, before Elvis. And, if that was simple, why no one did before? Have you checked Hank Williams' stuff? In the late 40's? He sang the blues, but in a country style, creating nothing as a result.

Moreover, by the time Chuck Berry came up with "Maybelline", and Bo Diddley released "Bo Diddley", both in mid-1955, 11 months (eleven months), had passed with Presley repeating the initial fuse, not with one, not with two, but with three similar "fusing" singles.

That's why the SUN Sessions have been included in the US Library of Congress, as amongst the recordings that changed the world.

I do not see either the Clash, the Sex Pistols, or Elvis Costello ever getting that kind of recognition, not in the foreseeable future, their cult notwithstanding...

Furthermore, I see no connexion between the power of the "Elvis cult", as you call it, and the fact these recordings got the recognition they truly deserve...

Posted by
July 10, 2008 10:01 PM

The Clash's "London Calling" album is known for being the first to imitate, on its cover, the layout of Presley's first album. It wasn't the last, with Sylvain Sylvain of the New York Dolls (2000), Marc Bailey, (2004), K.D. Lang (2006); the producers of “Roots of Elvis” (2005), and jazzman Cyrus Chesnut in his 2007 album “Cyrus plays Elvis”, following in quick succession.

But what people do not seem to know, or to ackowledge, is the unsurprising fact that the beating of a guitar, into the floor, as seen in that cover, was not something Strummer got out after seeing Pete Townsend of The Who doing it (since 1967), but from seeing Presley's third film, "Jailhouse Rock", ten years earlier, in 1957..

Again, he was the first...

Posted by
July 10, 2008 10:17 PM

Yeah! Justin's away! Anarchy! Anarchy! Anarchy! Anarchy!

Posted by Videoport Jones
July 10, 2008 11:43 PM

Whether people, today, realize it or not, the matter of Elvis' presence being felt throughout the world, has as much to do with the Elvis cult, as it does with the fascination that exists with both his tragic end, and how truly multi-dimensional his talent and personality really were, many in fact, reflecting the every day lives of millions upon millions of people the world over.

No matter how much bashing he takes, there is no escaping his being there, in four separate exhibits in as many Presidential Libraries, in 25 statues and at least 20 streets and avenues named after him in every corner of the world, in Music Hall of Fames and Museums, such as Blenheim Palace, where Winston Churchill was born, probably the farthest place where the not so well informed would think they would find a Presley reference. But he is there, too...

This has very little to do with the Presley cult, if one can call a cult a movement of millions of people throughout the world whose lives were touched by the magic he had.

Back in the fifties, his fan base consisted of women, of all social backgrounds, and young men, mostly of middle class origin. Today, 31 years after he passed away, he is equally revered by royals, Presidents, Prime Ministers and politicians, in every corner of the world, as he is by intellectuals and scientists who give a hoot about being either politically correct or not, in stating their admiration for him.

Musicians as savvy as Bono, Bob Dylan and Paul McCartney have, on various ocassions "stunned" their interviewers by saying that Elvis was the one. Still, and in spite of these and thousands of accolades, coming from people much more well informed, Presley continues to ellicit envy, from obviously complexed individuals who either do not know the difference between not liking Presley, or his music, because they just don't get it (which would be totally acceptable), and discarding him altogether for being something he was never supposed to be, namely a songwriter or a guitar virtuoso.

And, as long as there are people like that, and as long as there are ways for those who do not share those views, then there will be messages such as this. It has little to do with a cult...

Posted by
July 13, 2008 01:28 PM

Don't make me quote Public Enemy at you, guys...I will do it...

Posted by VP Jones
July 15, 2008 11:31 AM

VP Jones,

Hi!! I can't believe that, on the one hand, you are well aware of what "Public Enemy" said in 1989, but, on the other, you are totally, and I mean totally in the dark as to what Chuck D, himself, said about Elvis, retracting the earlier statement once he was better informed.

Since I am not going to leave everyone in suspense, espcially those that don't know what we are talking about, here are the two statements, made by the same man...

"Elvis was a hero to most but he never meant shit to me.Yes, he's a straight-out racist.The sucker was simple and plain".
(1989, Public Enemy, in "Fight The Power")

Thirteen years later...

"Elvis was a brilliant artist. As a musicologist and I consider myself one there was always a great deal of respect for Elvis, especially during his Sun sessions. As a black people, we all knew that. (In fact), Eminem is the new Elvis because, number one, he had the respect for black music that Elvis had.
(Chuck D, explaining how his feelings for Elvis'legacy are much more complicated than it was suggested by the lyrics in his song, "Fight The Power", written 13 years earlier (published following an interview with the Associated Press in connexion with the 25th Anniversary of Presley's death)

Posted by
July 15, 2008 10:58 PM

VP Jones

Hi again!!! I think we should all understand that, no matter how famous a person is, or how influential, or how powerful, the things that that person says do not necessarily mean that the person has done enough research when making a statement about either a political matter, or about another person, or about another performer, as was the case with Chuck D, in 1989.

But he must have done some research, for what he said 13 years later, was totally different.

Incidentally, retracting statements about Presley are legendary, the two coming from Frank Sinatra and Bing Crosby are, or were (until Chuck D did the just thing) the most noteworthy.

The way Chuck D explained it, in front of the TV cameras for the "Elvis lives" special, there was the matter of Elvis receiving all kinds of accolades when those that influenced him did, or or do not. That, he believes is not fair. And I agree.

He also mentioned the Elvis stamp (which funnily enough, happened five years after he wrote the song...) and the matter of people calling him the "King", but gone were the allegatioons that he had ripped black musicians, or that he was a racist. But what he said about Elvis having great respect for blck music, and how talented he was, was more than enough. Every Elvis fan in the world (the special was seen by 39 million people) who saw that special, was happy enough, in spite of Mary Blige's ridiculous statement. She was also in the special but, obviously unaware of the Chuck D retraction, said (albeit thanfully off-camera), exactly what Chuck D had said in 1989!! Incredible!!

In the same special, B.B. King, who really knew him well (when they were both starting, in Memphis, circa 1954), said he deserved the title. Finally, if Mohammed Ali, who also knew Presley quite well, said that the only person he admired in the entire world, was Elvis Presley, then enough said, wouldn't you agree?

Or do you think Mary Blige is better informed than Muhammmed Ali about any topic under the sun?

Posted by Jim Burrows
July 15, 2008 11:34 PM

There are only five people, out of say, 100,000 in every facet of the entertainment world and outside of it, all in the course of the last 60 years, who have said some really nasty, but untrue things about Elvis Presley.

Frank Sinatra, Bing Crosby and Bo Diddley were three who retracted. Ray Charles was the fourth. He never did. Marlon Brando was the fifth, and he never did, either.

Care to know what Elvis did, other than to declare their total admiration for each of the five, to even begin to deserve the statements they made about him?

Posted by Jim Burrows
July 16, 2008 12:08 AM

Hi!
Again, I don't think I'll need to do much 'research' on a personal preference (which is how this all began). I think oe Stummer was a better musician and a more important figure than Elvis Presley. A lot of people feel the same. It's true. No research needed.

Also, hey, senses of humor about onesself and one's (dare I say in your case) obsessions is a fun component of a well-rounded individual. Howsabout looking into that?

Love,
VP Jones

Posted by VP Jones
July 16, 2008 06:59 PM

Fine, let us say that you don't need to do research about the matter of you liking Joe Strummer twice, or thrice, or twenty times more than you like Elvis.

But you must also agree that you ended up with a big tart on your face for not knowing about the Chuck D retraction.

And, moreover, it is precisely that lack of research that has you and the people you mention believing Strummer is more important than Elvis, unless of course you are limiting that notion to you, personally, and to those people you know feel the same way.

One in every 1,000 people, would agree with you, including 99 percent of music and rock historians.

Love to you too,
Jim

Posted by Jim Burrows
July 16, 2008 11:13 PM

Hm..
Well, I'm not sure that I got a big 'tart' on my face for anything, but that's mainly because I have no idea what that refers to. Like a pie? Or and smaller, fruit-filled baked good? I ask merely for information.

Oh, and that baked good you suggest I have on my face because of my purported neglect of doing 'research' into the 'Chuck D retraction'? Well, see, here's the thing with that...your assumption that my temerity in asserting that there are many many many people who do not share your fetishistic obsession with Elvis Presley is based on one, slightly misinformed, concept...THAT I AM SOME ILL-INFORMED NITWIT WHO DOESN'T KNOW EVERY, BELABORED, 'RESERACHED' 'FACT' THAT YOU CONTINUE, AT NAUSEATING LENGTH, TO TROT OUT. See, I know all about Elvis. I know all about the history of rock music. I know about the blues. I've seen more Elvis movies than you have. (Trust me on this). I own Elvis Presley records. I have, as a well-read, well-listened thinking human being, evaluated these things that you're saying and...wait for it...I STILL DISAGREE WITH YOU. Not everyone who disagress with you needs a patronizing lecture. Sometimes...and this may be a shocker...they JUST DISAGREE WITH YOU. They're not dumb, or ignorant of those 'facts' that you have so assiduously 'researched' in your fetishistic, hero-worshipping flogging of an overrated, long-dead icon who was in the right place at the right time, had some showmanship, and slowly but inexorably retreated into self-parody and excess. (Oh, did that seem patronizing?) Oh, and I'm going to need to see some 'research' on the whole '1 in 1000 people agree' with you thing, by the way...maybe you could get on that.). There are plenty of examples of the American public blindly loving something completely unworthy; and I'M NOT EVEN SAYING PRESLEY WAS UNWORTHY. Jesus, god. There are lots of people, myself front and center, who listen to the Clash and Joe Strummer and feel moved, feel inspired, feel excited, feel the warm, tingling glow of genius and who do not feel the same thing about Elvis Presley. And, see, that's the thing...I don't feel the need to tell you you're wrong for feeling the same thing about your chosen idol.

And, hey, that whole, clearly-to-anyone-not-in-a-red-rage 'don't make me quote Public Enemy' thing was clearly a playful jab at those who seem to be taking this whole thing (where some guy happened to state that Joe Strummer was someone he, shocking as it may seem, found much more interesting than Elvis Presley) waaaaaaaaaay too seriously. Just adding some Cliff Notes there.

Posted by Videoport Jones
July 17, 2008 12:54 AM

Dear Mr. Tart-on-face Jones,

A full one-third of North America and one-fifth of Belgium considers themselves fans of Elvira, regardless of what NWA had to say about her (Ice Cube later retracted his statement regarding Elvira being "schlocky", by the way, you ignoramus. Don't you know you can read back issues of Vibe on microfiche? Reading old periodicals on microfiche is ALL I DO! You probably don't even know how to work the machine!). Do your homework the next time you write a capsule review of a home video release! Your opinion is meaningless unless you can back it up with statistics, you opinion-having, well-informed, well-spoken, even-tempered buffoon! Do you even know what an opinion is? It's idolatry, moron! You base an opinion on the hero worship of the majority, or don't you know? Yeesh -- you probably find Jane Russell more attractive than Marilyn Monroe! You are wrong. Marilyn Monroe is the more attractive of the two because she was the blond one, and everyone (three-fifths of according to the 2000 census) knows blonds are prettier than brunettes! Even if a brunette makes you feel something more real than a blond, that doesn't mean you can like Jane Russell more than Marilyn; can't you understand that Marilyn is an icon worthy of our scientifically-based respect? Go back to college, college boy! You make me sick (one-third upset to my stomach, and one-eighth to my large intestine. Also some [less than 1%] tracheal irritation), you weirdo!

In closing, rrrrrrrrrrrrrrr!

Furthermore, I refer you to my collection of bumper stickers.

Posted by Jackson Zero
July 17, 2008 04:00 AM

What I'm trying to say is, don't you ever, EVER, EVER, NEVER, EVER, NEVER, NERVER, NEVERNEN give a less than glowing review to the makers of "Superhero Movie"! Your lukewarmitudeness is reviling.

I shudder.

Posted by Jackson Zero
July 17, 2008 04:09 AM

Hey VP

Heres just one twelfth (1/12th, his r&b output, only), of the reasons why Joe Strummer as well as thousands upon thousands of musicians and music critics feel Elvis was the one whose work shook the music world, circa 1954, and beyond, to its very foundation.

And it has never been the same since.

Thats all right(Crudup)/Good Rockin' Tonight(Brown)/Milkcow Blues(Arnold)/Mystery Train (Jr. Parker)/Baby, let's play house (Gunter)/My babe left me (Crudup)/Lawdy, Miss Clawdy (Price)/Shake, Rattle and roll (alt, Stone )/So Glad You're Mine (Crudup)/Im gonna sit down and cry over you (Biggs)/One-sided love affair (Campbell)/I Got A Woman (Charles)/Trying To Get To You (Singleton-McCoy)/One night (Bartholomew-King)/When it Rains it Really Pours (Emerson)/Dont be cruel (Blackwell)/ Rip it up (Blackwell)/Long Tall Sally (Johnson)/Ready Teddy (Blackwell)/I need you so (Hunter)/All shook up (Blackwell)/Hard Headed Woman (Demetrius)/Ain't that loving you baby(fast version, Hunter)/Like a baby (Stone)/Reconsider, Baby (Stone)/I Feel So Bad (Willis)/I want you with me (Harris)/Memphis, TN(Berry)/What Id say (Charles)/Big Boss Man (Smith/Dixon)/Down in the alley (Stone)/Stranger In My Own Home Town (Mayfield)/Only the strong survive (Butler)/Baby what You Want Me To Do (Reed, live 69)/My Babe(Dixon, live 69)/Tiger Man (Burns, live 69)/See See Rider (Trad. live70)/Merry Christmas, Baby (Moore)/Got my mojo working-Hands off her(Foster)/Promised Land (Berry)/Shake a hand (Adams)/ Pledging My Love(Washington)

After youdone hearing this anthology, hopefully following its sequencve, go back to Joe Strummers music and convince yourself that what he did was more important.

If you do, then I shall exercise my right to terminaste any further contacts with you (LOL)

Posted by Jim Burrows
July 17, 2008 10:37 PM

Hey VP!!

You say you know everything about Elvis. Another thing you say is that Americans are known for liking things that are not that likeable.

So, let us check, first and foremost, your supposed knowledge of all things Elvis and then lets put the last nail on your notion that Jose Strummer may be more appreciated, outside of American circles.

The good thing is that even if you spend an indordinate amount of time getting the information, I will still be able to know that your knowledge of Elvis is just marginal, since theres no way in the world that you can check when a negative is a negative, unless you are or were there, and did your research.

Heres the question.

Identify the only three cities in the list below where there is not at least one street named after Elvis Presley

Tupelo, Mississippi
Memphis, Tennessee
Nashville, Tennessee
Jackson, Tennessee
Shreveport, Louisianna
Las Vegas, Nevada
Reno, Nevada
Milton, Florida
Ocala, Florida
Rockwall, Texas
Hudson Valley, New York
Honolulu, Hawaii
Badalona, Spain
Bad Nauheim, Germany
Bremerhaven, Germany
Friedberg, Germany
Baal, Switzerland
Glasgow, Scotland
Tel Aviv, Israel
Muscat, Oman
Campo Grande, Brazil

The second question is, please provide the name of a city which has named a street after Joe Strummer, anywhere in the world.

AFTER THIS EXERCISE, WE SHALL MOVE TO NAMING THE CITIES WITH STATUES OF ELVIS AND JOE STRUMMER, IN A PUBLIC PLACE...

Posted by Jim Burrows
July 17, 2008 11:55 PM

Yeah, no I won't be doing that. Nor will I be naming the company that makes Elvis comemorative plates, Graceland scale model cigarette lighters, nor even the worldwide wholesaler of black Elvis paintings or wall tapestries.

And, of course, I never claimed to 'know everything' about Elvis Presley, (See, you could 'research' that by checking this very web page!), and while you clearly have a LOT of time on your hands to 'research' abstruse 'Elvisiana', see, the thing is that I don't really care to know such minutia BECUASE ELVIS PRESLEY DOESN'T MEAN A WHOLE LOT TO ME! I don't know where Slim Whitman was born, I don't know how many gold records Boxcar Willie's had, and I don't know the name of Robert Goulet's first pet cat. I could find these things out, and even make interminable lists on an internet message board with them, but, you see, I'm just not that interested. You have fun, though. Joe Strummer was more important to me than Elvis ever will be. A lot of people feel the same way. You may have to incorporate that shocking fact into your world view.

Also, 'irony' is something you may want to brush up on.

Posted by VP Jones
July 18, 2008 12:19 AM

Oh, if anyone's still reading this nonsense, I may as well get in a plug for 'Spaced' the great TV show from Simon Pegg, Nick Frost and Edgar Wright (of 'Shaun of the Dead' and 'Hot Fuzz' fame) which comes out this coming Tuesday, July 22nd; Videoport'll have plenty, and it's really one of the best shows I've ever seen.

Peace and movies.

Videoport Jones

Posted by VP Jones
July 18, 2008 12:24 AM

Please dont confuse outstanding knowledge on a subject with having fetishistic obsessions or hero-worshipping for the same subject. But even the latter falls short of the kind of massive problem you shall be encountering when debating with me, on this subject.

You really have no idea. I have a twenty year advantage on you, at least.

Posted by
July 18, 2008 12:28 AM

Yes, because I am, of course, ten years old. Patronizing silliness. I'm bored. Bye now.

Posted by VP Jones
July 18, 2008 09:42 AM

Hey VP, on your message of July 17, 2008, sent at 12:54 a.m, you specifically said

"See, I know all about Elvis", which was enough for me, as a means by which I could then ask you to identify streets named after Presley.

And no mattrer how much you say you know about him, it is obvious that you thought that, other than Memphis, and Tupelo, or Las Vegas, perhaps, that there would be no other such examples.

For your information, the answer is the cities of Ocala, FL, Muscat in Oman, and Baal, in Switezerland have no streets named after him. All the rest do.

Now, here's the list of statues, if only to hammer, one more time, what Elvis Presley means, both in America, and elsewhere, to millions of people in all the five continents of the world. How important he is...

Tupelo, MS
Memphis, TN (2)
Shreveport, LA
Dallas, TX
Las Vegas, NV
bakersfield, CA
Myrtle Beach, SC
Honolulu, HA
Bad Nauheim, Germany
Genoa, Italy
Dublin, Ireland
Liverpool, England
Gloucester, England
Cracow, Poland
Tel Aviv, israel
Jerusalem (2)
Casamance, Senegal
Tokyo, Japan
Bangkok, Thailand
Melbourne, Australia
Wycliffe Well Park, N.Territory, Australia
Adelaide, Australia
Auckland, New Zealand


Posted by
July 18, 2008 09:29 PM

Now, a little more Elvis trivia which, again, tells you how important he was, and is, to so many people, in so many pleces, as to name their son after him.

Of course, these are only those that made it quite big, themselves, some becoming quite well known in their own countries, some of them in entire regions, a few of them becoming known worldwide, and not just in the field of music, but in all sorts of different sports, as well.

Brajkovic, (Croatia)
Costello (UK, in his case, he himself changed his name after Elvis)
Crespo (Puerto rico)
Dumervil (USA)
Grbac (USA)
Hammond (UK)
Knapman (USA)
Manuel (Cuba)
Mitchell (USA)
Perkins (USA)
Polanski (France)
Sinosic (Croatia)
Stojko (Canada)
Vermeulen (France)

Nowe, how many people you know were named after Joe Strummer?

Posted by Jim Burrows
July 18, 2008 09:59 PM

Great Hera!

OK, look, I've tried to stay out of this, and I'm happy for the traffic - seriously, I am - but enough already people!

Couldn't a simple "agree to disagree" work here? We've got two intractable forces here - Elvis love and Jonesy's love for Joe Strummer. They're different, and neither is based on cold hard fact - and that's fine. Personal preferences prevail.

Let's just walk away to our CD libraries to enjoy the music we love!

Posted by justin ellis
July 19, 2008 11:17 AM

Hsy Justin!! Personal preferences prevail, that's right, but if someone who was born, say, twenty years after Charles de Gaulle became the leader of the French resistance against the Nazis, says not only that De Gaulle was more important to him than Napoleon, but in the overall context of history, he's more important, then that's not a personal preferance, but a monumental lack of knowledge on that person's part.

Posted by
July 19, 2008 03:24 PM

Hey Justin!! Hi!!
I gave this guy the chance to say, "Hey Jim, Presley was more important than Strummer because when he arrived, everything changed but, to me personally, and to a lot of people I know, Strummer was way more important".

Instead, what he could come up with was he was the right guy at the right time, and had a good stage act, a great look, or something to that effect, all of which are of course part of his package.

Contemplate, if you willl, someone saying the following...

"Coca Cola came at the right time, had a great marketing team behind them, the bottle was iconic and that's why, 122 years after they came up with the formula, they are STILL the biggest soft drink in the world.I prefer Fanta orange, and a lot of my friends think it is a better drink. In fact, we grew up with it, and it changed our lives much more than Coke did. Fanta is more important than Coca Cola ever was"

Posted by
July 19, 2008 03:39 PM

The main reason why I even bothered aswering this guy was the following statement.

"nor do I think I need to 'research' the fact that the Clash and Joe Strummer are more respected, musically and culturally, than is Elvis by many people". By the wording "many people", the writer implies that those who may believe the contrary are those remaning, namely a "few people".

And that may be the case, indeed, and he would have been right, had he used "many people I know, or have contact with, or who are a part of my generarion", which will definitively circunscribe that notion to those people.

Posted by
July 19, 2008 03:48 PM

I just couldn't resist....(LOL)

Kindly go to

http://en.wikiquote.org/wiki/Elvis#About_his_musical_style.2C_as_a_musician_and_impact_as_a_vocalist_and_stage_performer


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July 21, 2008 01:58 AM

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If he had to pick a label, the column would fall under "youth culture," covering everything from high school dance etiquette, dealing with college debt, the resurgence of Roller Derby and Portland's one-of-a-kind music scene. This of course has not stopped him from answering letters to Santa Claus or writing about his experience riding shotgun in a drift car.

Justin is an export from the Midwest. He is a graduate of the University of Missouri and is originally from Minnesota. He enjoys bacon, cheap beer, redheads, Burt Reynolds jokes and wondering what the soundtrack to his life would sound like.

When he grows up he wants to be an international art thief. Or Captain America.

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