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May 15, 2008
In a world where bacon is outlawed

If you noticed a precipitous lack of blogging from the NXT Desk over the last few days all I have to say is SHAME on you for thinking I'm that lazy.

I'll have you know I was out sick and in a very bad way. But fear not, the NXT Desk is back in fighting form, full of medication, cough drops and hand sanitizer.

What better way to get back into the swing of things other than bacon?

People wonder how my bacon radar (bacon-dar? bac-dar?) has become so fine tuned, but the truth is once people know you're really, really, really into bacon, they start to send bacon news your way.

"You win, Justin. When I see the word bacon, I think Justin," said Josie, who passed along this video.

We all know the old adage that everything is better with bacon (I may or may not have a T-shirt that says as much), and probably near the top of that list is OTHER MEAT.

Like that hamburger? Slap some bacon on it with a slice of cheddar and you've got the bacon cheese burger!

Filet mignon? Bacon wrap it!

Hot dog? Make it a BACON DOG!

But if you've got a hunger for the bacon dog on the streets in the L.A. area, you may find yourself in the middle of an ongoing fight. It's a world where bacon dogs are illegal, and those who make them are outlaws.

OK, not entirely illegal, but potentially a health code violation if not prepared right. Whether it's a crime or violation, the bacon dog fight has landed at least one woman in jail.

Comedian and game show host Drew Carey adds intrepid reporter to his growing list of roles as he investigates the bacon battle for reason.tv.

Let's all hope this never happens to the hot dog guys down in Post Office Park.

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Your little buddy Benjamin loves bacon as much as you. While at a brunch at Windows on Minnesota he partook in numerous slices of good old midwestern bacon. At least a pound by himself I think. Hope you are feeling better, do they have bacon flavored medicine?

Posted by JCO
May 15, 2008 10:49 PM

Poor Drew Carey. Have you seen him on Price Is Right? He looks soooo bored. Suicidal. He should give back the money and go back to stand up.

Posted by yamo
May 16, 2008 06:32 PM

uh, it's called a dirty dog, not a bacon dog. great "reporting" drew.

Posted by rd
May 21, 2008 10:03 PM

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Justin is a former newspaper intern and has the scar tissue to prove it. Justin has been a staff writer for the Portland Press Herald/Maine Sunday Telegram since 2003, and in 2004 began writing a weekly column in the Monday Magazine.

If he had to pick a label, the column would fall under "youth culture," covering everything from high school dance etiquette, dealing with college debt, the resurgence of Roller Derby and Portland's one-of-a-kind music scene. This of course has not stopped him from answering letters to Santa Claus or writing about his experience riding shotgun in a drift car.

Justin is an export from the Midwest. He is a graduate of the University of Missouri and is originally from Minnesota. He enjoys bacon, cheap beer, redheads, Burt Reynolds jokes and wondering what the soundtrack to his life would sound like.

When he grows up he wants to be an international art thief. Or Captain America.

Until then he'll be bringing you dispatches about "the young people" and what they do.






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