Because the Internet demands it, because pop culture stops for no one...tt's time once again for The Scanner - where we promise to never try and steal back our memorabilia.

Might want to pay attention A bunch of new laws become official today, so if you're under 18, a young bicyclist, or have trouble with credit cards you may want to see what affects you.

Rocket Science If you did not get a chance to see the indie film "Rocket Science" starting Portland native Anna Kendrick, today's the last day to check it out at Cinemagic in Westbrook.

Kinda a big deal around here Those eggheads over at the Princeton Review have named the University of Maine as one of the best universities in the country.

MTV has news? The reality TV - I mean music television network - is actively looking for aspiring political reporters to cover the 2008 elections state by state, and they need someone for Vacationland

INAPPORPRIATE! A woman in Lewiston is upset with the content of two sex-ed books in the Lewiston and Auburn libraries - so she decided not to give return them to the libraries. That may lead to some serious overdue fines. But in seriousness, how does this plan work? The library just restocks the books...then what?

Follow the Hive So this is interesting, an artists collective known for its socially-informed graphic designs and elaborate stone mosaic has a nice little home in Machias. Check out the work and the philosophy of the Bee Hive Collective to learn more about what the do and why they do it.

Another new obsession I'll admit, I have been bitten by the Fantasy Football bug in the past, it can be exhilarating, and crushing. So what, I may ask you would be better than Fantasy Football? How about Fantasy TV Exec? Make sure to check out TV Bigshot which essentially puts you in the drivers seat of your own network, where you buy real network shows (from NBC, CBS, ABC and the CW) with fake money...to real money and other fabulous prizes.
Oh, you better believe I'm all over that. I've already bought "30 Rock," "Friday Nigh Lights," and I'm looking for a reality show to gamble on. Who's with me? Can we start some sort of NXT TV Bigshot League for bragging rights?

BRO! It seems a little too soon to crack jokes, since TV is overflowing with talking heads gabbing about the University of Florida taser incident, but it appears UF student Andrew Meyer's cries for help"Don't Taser Me Bro!" is on its way to becoming the newest cultural catchphrase. You heard it here...bro. (Thanks to NXT reader AC)

At least it's not Sussudio A lot of people have sent this to me in the last couple of weeks. I thought it was old, but alas, maybe not. Is my love of primates, chocolate and 80s music really that transparent? (Thanks to NXT readers Réal & Rhodes)

Something we can all agree on Stuff Magazine is a lot of things. I'll admit to reading it at the barber shop, or, well, that's the only place I think that has it lying around. ANYWAY, here's a great list of annyoing Internet personality types you may want to avoid. (Hat tip: Pop Candy)

So that's why Hef does itSure it can be a creepy, but the time-honored trend of older men dating younger women is apparently good for your health...and keeping off the grim reaper. See, you're not a sleezy guy, you're just looking out for your health!

It was just a little videotape...LEAVE HIM ALONE This was probably inevitable, but alas, it is still funny. PatsSuperFan says "Leave Bill Belichick alone!" If the Pats keep it up at this pace, this guy won't be sobbing for long. (Hat tip - RandBall)

In news that will make you spit take Yeah, so the world has made Chris "LEAVE BRITNEY ALONE" Crocker a laughing stock/sensation/darling (can we say "laughing stocksation?"). But now, It appears Crocker may get the last laugh. Variety is reporting he may get his own reality show. Digest that as you will.

Better than LeBron's or Jordans? How freaking cool is this - someone has started an online petition to make Marty McFly's sneakers from "Back to the Future 2!" Ok, maybe that's just gool if you're really into Back to the Future, or Michael J. Fox.
(Hat Tip - Reel Pop Blog)

It's so hard to find good talent This one's for all the video game geeks out there - Luigi's got a script and he wants Mario and the Princess to help in the casting process. It's a little long, but has a few good laughs. (Via College Humor)

When lovable animated pets attack This is what the Internets was made for, clips like this where Pluto finally loses his cool on Main Street U.S.A.

That other Portland According to Slate the other Portland is the center of the Indie Rock universe. Local musicians, discuss and debate. (Hat tip - Pop Candy)

That about does it for today - plenty of fodder for the Commenter of the Week contest, which closes today at 7 p.m.
It's quite simple - have your say, vote for yourself, or perhaps vote for someone else.
The winner gets a free guest post tomorrow morning.

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