The Weekend: Miss Fairchild & The Yacht, Three Days of Rock and Faceball
It's been a pretty busy week here at NXT. We chatted with our buddy and resident film aficionado (don't call him a snob) Videoport Jones, had a lively discussion about the widening generation gap, and talked about the future of music.
Which thankfully brings us to the weekend. It's one of the few summer weekends left - spend it wisely.
Though if I had to make one unsolicited plug it would be to go see Superbad.
I can't stop talking about this movie. It's one of those movies that's so funny you miss some of the dialogue because you're laughing so hard.
Is it crude? Yes. But it's also funny, has real heart and characters you'll genuinely like.
Put it this way, if you combined the script of a Kevin Smith movie with a Seth Rogen movie, then added in some characters from a John Hughes movie ... it may look something like Superbad.
Just go see it.
FRIDAY
The management asks that you shake it, but not break it Tonight's the long awaited CD release party of funk/soul pop rockers Miss Fairchild at the Space Gallery. The group's second effort, "Ooh La La Sha Sha," promises more of the same sunny afternoon, old school block party-style jams that people get up to dance to. Listening to a few of the new tracks you can identify a few influences, most notably, Prince, The Jackson 5, and (a band favorite) Sly and the Family Stone.
They can't fight it. Portland has a lot of love for Miss Fairchild, so the 18-plus show should be body-to-body packed tonight. Tickets are $7, doors open at 9 p.m.
Sailing I thought ... I was the only one who suffered from this debilitating disease. It effects my confidence and ability to work. Yes, I too have accute Yacht Rock Fever. How else can I explain the fact that Michael McDonald and Kenny Loggins songs aren't just random anomalies in my iTunes. You thought I was joking when I was upset Michael McDonald canceled? Tonight over at the White Heart Brown Jacket Media presents Yacht Rock, with DJ's Jason Keith and Matty T stepping in for Loggins and Messina. Show starts at 9 p.m.
BONUS Much respect and thanks to NXT reader MO, who found this hilarious online show, appropriately entitled "Yacht Rock" Now it does contain some blue language, so let's call this NSFW - unless you have headphones. But this honestly had me crying I was laughing so hard. Check out episode 1, or 2 - which is my current favorite, where Loggins and McDonald challenge Hall & Oates to a songwriting contest. Outstanding.
Three Nights of Doom Tonight's the rubber match in a three day rock fest at Genos. The third Maine Stoner/Doom Festival may just bring about Armageddon through sheer might of the bands. Thursday - Saturday, and the line up includes Conifer, The Humanoids, Citadel, Ocean The Body and Sin of Angels. Show up tonight and you'll get Elder Krimm, RPG, We're All Gonna Die, Solace and A Thousand Knives of Fire just to name a few. Tickets are $6-8 dollars and shows start at 9 p.m.
SATURDAY
If Loggins/Messina was not enough It's a back-to-back 80s weekend at Bubba's as DJ Jon spins everything from Devo to Rick Astley and Paula Abdul on Friday night, and The Awesome plugs in the hits live and loud Saturday night. You know that spandex and leggings aren't going to get used otherwise. DJ Jon's 80s night starts at 9 p.m. Friday and is a $5. The Awesome starts at 9 p.m. tonight. It's an $8 ticket.
The Button People I know I mention them often, but Wepushbuttons.com is holding its monthly night at the White Heart. No, I am not getting a kickback, but it goes to show that if you hold things down regularly, that's how you start a scene. For no better proof look at Open Mic Night at the Big Easy. Tonight's special guest at WPB is The Secret Weekend Show's up at 9 p.m. and as always, free.
Modern Times Two straight nights in a row of 18 plus shows at the Space Gallery, which must make the under 21 crowd happy. Local indie rock outfits Cult Maze and Modern Syndrome are the headliners along with NYC-based Jaguar Club. If you like your rock less than heavy and more fringe pop, than this is a good bet. Show begins at 9 p.m. $5.
And finally, your video clip of the week comes from NXT reader AC, who discovered a new workplace game that may or may not sweep the nation. Somehow I don't see this taking off here in the newsroom at Press Herald Plaza. But I could be wrong. I am going to stock up on beach balls just to be safe.
Justin’s comment that Summer is almost over reminded me of an article I have clipped out and stuck to my wall. It’s written by James Lileks, the Star Tribune’s daily quirk guy who fills column inches with rambling, non-news-related rants... sound familiar? Since both Maine and Minnesota are on the 45th parallel, I’ll share this for your enjoyment. This was from August 1st, 1994, before the Strib picked him up:
Enjoy the lazy, hazy days of August; drink in the sky, winter is nigh.
OK, that’s it! Summer’s over! Out of the pool and into your sweaters!
Well, not yet. We’ve all of August to go, and isn’t this the month when summer feels eternal? June is fresh, July is noisy, but August is the slow humid droning month where summer sits in the middle of the road like a dog in a small dead town. August is when the weather turns into thick syrup; August is when the clock always seems to read 3 in the afternoon. August is summer after it has run out of ideas. It can get so hot and boring we almost wish for fall, just to give us some relief.
That, of course, is madness. September is kind enough, but once it has its foot in the door you realize it is selling Winter. Don’t answer the knock. Don’t even look out the window.
No, summer isn’t over yet. To any kid, there is the whole undiscovered land of another month ahead. But this one feel different; there’s School, a clammy, dust-breathing beast, waiting to awaken at the end of the month. In a couple of weeks the papers will start running ads for long pants and pencil holders. The grownups are getting ready to beat some order into your anarchic afternoons. Thirty days left: it sounds like a long time, but then it dawns on you: only four more Saturdays.
You can feel it coming; you can feel it ending.
In a way, it’s ridiculous to worry about summer ending, what with so large a portion still due. It’s like worrying about supper before you’ve finished lunch. But unless you start to prize summer now, it’s wasted and gone before you know it. A little panic is in order. It’s time to do the things you always associate with summer, but never end up doing.
Such as lying in the grass. Really. The other night I walked out into my yard; it was a warm night with a moon so hard and bright the whole world looked as though it was dreaming of noon. The neighborhood dogs were busy warning the moon, shooing it away; a cloud would draw over the moon and the dogs would fall silent, satisfied. AND-DON’T-COME-BACK!
But it did. The clouds held the moon like a secret they couldn’t keep. I laid on the ground and looked up, searching for constellations, reminding myself that I don’t know any constellations, and contented myself with identifying the Big Dipper. The grass felt soft and familiar, a sweet blanket over the stern bed of the earth. I spotted a satellite making an urgent swing past my patch of the planet. I laid there until the mosquitoes were working on extracting a second quart, and then I went indoors.
With reluctance. I couldn’t remember the last time I simply dropped to the ground and drank in the night. It seemed I did it all the time when I was a kid. The adults never did it; they sat in chairs. Apparently you’re supposed to graduate from grass to the patio. Maybe when you get old it’s hard to get up. Maybe you figure that you’ll be on your back in the ground soon enough, and you’ll take a seat until then, thank you.
A poll of friends indicated that none of them had flopped on the ground once this summer. The reasons varied, but everyone seems too busy doing Mandatory Summer Things to do something as simple as Nothing. There was the gym after work, the requisite barbecue, the bike trip, the usual yuppie litany of pleasure-as-duty that equates activity with meaning.
Well, nothing makes the time pass faster than cramming it with motion. The best way to spend summer is to stuff it to the brim with indolence. Go outside. Lay down. Do nothing. Do not make a production of it; do not study astronomical charts so you will know the name of every star. If you don’t have a yard, find a park in the day and watch the clouds – there is nothing to equal the sight of a high range of mountains boiling and unraveling in the wind, or the broad edge of a front steaming into sight and claiming the sky for its own. Whatever is up there is worth your attention.
Savor what’s left, and it will take its time leaving. Spend your time right, and there are fewer regrets when it’s gone. Find your version of Nothing and do it. And then say goodbye at Labor Day and get on with fall. Doesn’t matter if the leaves and the snow cover the earth; you know what’s down there. You know how it feels.
Justin is a former newspaper intern and has the scar tissue to prove
it. Justin has been a staff writer for the Portland Press Herald/Maine
Sunday Telegram since 2003, and in 2004 began writing a weekly column in the
Monday Magazine.
If he had to pick a label, the column would fall under "youth culture,"
covering everything from high school dance etiquette, dealing with college
debt, the resurgence of Roller Derby and Portland's one-of-a-kind music
scene. This of course has not stopped him from answering letters to Santa
Claus or writing about his experience riding shotgun in a drift car.
Justin is an export from the Midwest. He is a graduate of the University of
Missouri and is originally from Minnesota. He enjoys bacon, cheap beer,
redheads, Burt Reynolds jokes and wondering what the soundtrack to his life
would sound like.
When he grows up he wants to be an international art thief. Or Captain
America.
Until then he'll be bringing you dispatches about "the young people" and
what they do.