August 22, 2007
Sticking it to the Class of 2011
A lot of things go on at college campuses in preparation for the incoming hordes of freshman and other new students.
Dorms have to be hosed down, meat patties have to be ordered, merchandise has to be marked up and textbooks have to be tossed in the garbage to make way for new editions.
But did you know for the last 10 years Beloit College in Beloit, Wis., has prepared a list that tries to capture the mindset and cultural landmarks of the entering class?
Perhaps it is meant as a means for professors to relate to students, or even a bit of light hearted humor for faculty depressed by the idea of another year droning away at an audience that may or may not be listening to them.
But overall I think the list just speaks to the disconnect and desperate nostalgia some professors feel:
"Latchkey kids for most of their lives, students entering college this fall think nothing of arriving home with parents still at work, then e-mailing or texting their friends, instantly updating their autobiographies on 'Facebook' or 'MySpace,' and listening to their iPods while doing their research on Wikipedia. They’ve grown up with Rush Limbaugh urging his fellow Dittoheads to excoriate liberals, with having been taught by an equal number of women and men in the classroom, and with women having been hired as police chiefs of major cities."
Ah yes, the kids and their "MySpacing" and "Facebooking" and "Texting" and whatnot. Ha ha ha. Next thing you know they'll be Googling themselves on Wikipedia!
"Food has always been a health concern. Consumer awareness about ingredients and fats has always been energized. They’ve never 'rolled down' a car window, and to them Jack Nicholson is mainly known as the guy who played 'The Joker.'"
Now wait a minute, aren't most of these good things? Do we really want to think of the halcyon days of unsafe meat, dangerous food additives and clear Pepsi? Is it the Class of 2011's fault that foreign cars forced American cars to move towards conveniences like power windows? And what's wrong with Nicholson turning in a great performance as The Joker?
I'm sure this list is all meant in good fun, but it honestly seems a little condescending. Is this just a time honored-tradition or something - one generation heaps on another?
In the end isn't it all fluid? Doesn't change just happen? Did the generation that made this list get heckled because they had TV, cars and the birth control pill?
More than anything, do they think that young people are just ignorant of history?
But I digress. Here's a few excepts from the list, and to see the whole thing head over to Beloit College's Web site. You can also learn a little about the guys who made the list.
- They have grown up with bottled water.
- General Motors has always been working on an electric car.
- Pete Rose has never played baseball.
- Rap music has always been mainstream.
- “Off the hook” has never had anything to do with a telephone.
- Wal-Mart has always been a larger retailer than Sears and has always employed more workers than GM.
- Being “lame” has to do with being dumb or inarticulate, not disabled.
- They were too young to understand Judas Priest’s subliminal messages.
- When all else fails, the Prozac defense has always been a possibility.
- They grew up in Wayne’s World.
- U2 has always been more than a spy plane.
- Commercial product placements have been the norm in films and on TV.
- On Parents’ Day on campus, their folks could be mixing it up with Lisa Bonet and Lenny Kravitz with daughter Zöe, or Kathie Lee and Frank Gifford with son Cody.
- Fox has always been a major network.
- They drove their parents crazy with the Beavis and Butt-head laugh.
- Tiananmen Square is a 2008 Olympics venue, not the scene of a massacre.
- MTV has never featured music videos.
- The space program has never really caught their attention except in disasters.
- Jerry Springer has always been lowering the level of discourse on TV.
-They get much more information from Jon Stewart and Stephen Colbert than from the newspaper.
- They’re always texting 1 n other.
- They will encounter roughly equal numbers of female and male professors in the classroom.
People, if that does not get the comments section going, I don't know what will. There's a Commenter of the Week title at stake here!
Posted by at 10:20 AM
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I have a 2005 Corolla. It has non-power windows.
I just don't believe some of this stuff. Like:
Beavis and Butthead? Wasn't that BEFORE their time?
Hasn't U2 been more than a spy plane for quite some time now? Like... the 80s?
I agree with the condescending thing. I think this is a list of things Boomers are used to knowing and them laughing at the college kids not experiencing it.
Man those crazy college kids. They don't even know what the Berlin Wall was!
Posted by
HeadAugust 22, 2007 01:38 PM
You really see this as condescending and desperate? What’s so wrong with nostalgia?
After reading my own Class of 2003 list, I found myself nodding in agreement to most of the items - and knew everything they had listed in the addendum to be true as well (but where was the Hypercolor shout-out?). It was frivolous, fun and a generally accurate glossed over application of all relevant stereotypes. Now, would I have agreed with it at the time? Probably not since my self-righteousness wouldn’t have allowed it. Our generation was in college after all, as this list proves. We were smart enough to know who threw up on a prime minister! But if someone at the time asked me what Camelot was … well, I know I wouldn’t have mentioned the Kennedy family.
At the very least, while this list might appear to some as character assassination on the Class of 2011 (and those of us from the past decade), it opens the door for discussion. And, maybe the professors really are desperate for nostalgia. But maybe the nostalgia they’re feeling is for a less-complicated world where their students’ minds belong to the pursuit of higher education – not the gleaming interwebs. They should be applauded for presenting the differences in perception between professor and student. I can’t seem to find the Digg This option on their page though…
Posted by MO
August 22, 2007 02:16 PM
Oh, this is nothing. In the Global and Mail, one of Canada's most read news papers, conservative wordsmith Margaret Wente suggested in her weekend column that "It's Our Fault They Can't Grow Up." She laments the days that a 16-year-old George Washington was already kicking ass and Roman teenagers were killing people left and right. Now all young people do is extend adolescence into their 30s because their parents let them travel around and go to school forever.
She went on the day after to celebrate a fallen canadian soldier by recounting a funny name his friends had for him (ironically or unironically, I can't tell, as it is clearly a reference to his genitalia) and his "beautiful, almost hairless" chest.
I wonder if this tasteless Canadian is an alumnus of Beloit College. They sound as if they complement each other beautifully.
Posted by
Alex SteedAugust 22, 2007 02:18 PM
Yeah, I do. I do read it as condescending and desperate. A lame grab by Boomers or older generations in general to mock the next group of young people as out of touch with history. It's the digital equivalent of "When I was your age, I walked 100 miles to school through giant snow drfits, with no shoes! (And to do a Dana Carvey ref.) AND WE LIKED IT! WE LOVED IT!"
Cmon. What is a university doing the equivalent of a "I love the 80s" study anyway?
Posted by
HeadAugust 22, 2007 02:31 PM
And furthermore....
Sorry I just checked mine and it was so ridiculously wrong it was laughable. I definitely remember the Challenger blowing up. I was in Kindergarten and we devoted a whole day to space exploration and stuff.
It's a dumb exercise. Nothing is wrong with nostalgia but this isn't nostalgia. It's a list of things kids aren't able to be nostalgic about. How much sense does that make?
Posted by
HeadAugust 22, 2007 02:35 PM
Such anger Head. You should spend less time texting.
I guess to me it just seems shortsighted. There are things that are interesting - the fact that since these students have been alive The Cold War has been over. Think about it this way - their Star Wars starts with Episode 1 and Lil Anakin Skywalker.
Posted by
Justin EllisAugust 22, 2007 02:53 PM
I'm too old to even have a list.....so you youngins just debate among yourself.
But there is nothing wrong w/ professors trying to make an attempt to understand their students, even if it's slightly out of touch or off base. Worse would be not trying.
Posted by ac
August 22, 2007 03:31 PM
Now ac has a point there. I mean yes... if that's really what this is all about then I am all for it.
I am eager for politicians and the like who don't have the 60s and all that's associated with it as this large piece of cultural baggage.
And I wasn't angry Ellis. More...annoyed.
Those poor kids. They should make the original trilogy required viewing. The prequels sucked and not just cause they came out when I was not a kid.
Posted by
HeadAugust 22, 2007 08:08 PM
I teach psychology in college, and one set of my lecture notes actually includes a Patti LaBelle joke, which my students don't get anymore. I think that may make me a member of the Disconnected and Desperately Nostalgic Professoriate. Sh*t.
On the other hand, Mr. Ellis, with whom I have exchanged text messages, invited me to read this blog entry via Myspace, so that must mean I'm somewhat hip, right?
On still another hand, though, I have to admit that I refuse to use "text" or "blog" as verbs, so that counts against my Hip Quotient.
*sigh* I need a nap.
Posted by
ProfDiddyAugust 22, 2007 09:57 PM
Growing up on the side of a mountain on rural Vancouver Island, the satellites only blessed our rabbit ears with two stations - CBC (Canadian Broadcasting Company), and some ridiculous station that played ancient episodes of cheaply-licensed shows.
CBC was always good for some news, hockey, and David Suzuki's: The Nature of Things, but when me and my brother got our grubby little paws on the dial, we'd flip over to that station with all the old sh*t.
I remember assuming that the Adam West-era Batman was the latest action flick available, and those Disney shorts about Tomorrowland were cutting edge science.
Once the ice shelf melted and we dog-sledded to the suburbs, my little mind was blown by 32 channels of 1988! I had a lot of catching up to do.
I hope the class of 2011 has some genuine appreciation for us old timers and our VHS repair skills. Worthless primadonnas.
Posted by
JonathanAugust 23, 2007 01:45 AM
Jono once again proving that Canada is just as weird as you think it is.
Posted by
Justin EllisAugust 23, 2007 10:03 AM
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