In case you did not hear, Apple is making yet another stab at global domination, or at least cornering the coveted "Back-to-School!" market. They have released the newest iMac. It is sleek, cold and exhilarating ... according to all the news coverage and geek lust.

Gizmodo has a roundup of the iMac’s new features and design, including a video of all the sleek new goodness.

At Ars Technica, they’ve got some serious iMac porn: the slow, unpacking of the new aluminum iMac. All it needs is some creepy soft lighting, maybe a guy on saxaphone.

The Fake Steve, of The Secret Diary of Steve Jobs, has been revealed. Thanks New York Times for sucking the fun out of that one.

Oh, meanwhile, the Bill Gates Empire wants some attention. Over at Microsoft they’ve finally dropped the price of the Xbox 360. Just in time for Madden 07 and Halo 3. Brilliant.

But if Apple is truly bent on intuitive, streamlined, demographic-friendly global dominance, how long 'til we get the real stuff? The stuff deep in Apple’s research department? I’m talking about jetpacks, rocket cars, and personal lasers (Hat Tip: Gizmodo)

Did he bring reading materials? Finally, in non-tech news, a man really snuck a monkey on a plane? And got away with it. I really can’t top that.
To quote Ron Burgundy, “How'd you do that? Heck, I'm not even mad; that's amazing.”

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