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October 28, 2008
Hunt Like A Man
Posted by Peter Hayward

(Hunt: to chase or search for (game or other wild animals) for the purpose of catching or killing.) from dictionary.reference.com

When did some hunters go wrong?

When they stopped hunting and just sat in pickup trucks or SUVs waiting to shoot out the windows at prey?

Or was it when hunting chairs, or as L L Bean calls them Wilderness Recliners, came with cup holders so hunters could sit comfortably in the sun and enjoy the beverage of their choice while they waited for an animal to wander aimlessly across the hunter's field of vision?

In Maine, my family goes back to 1820 when Maine broke from Massachusetts. Before 1820, they probably also lived here but undoubtedly didn't much concern themselves with Massachusetts matters. That was why they moved here.

But I do know one thing: my ancestors hunted like men.

They did not wait for the game to come to them.
They tracked it using their abilities.
They thought like their prey.
They walked like their prey.
They waited when the prey waited, and ran when the prey ran.

And one thing they did NOT do was to place mounds of months old twinkies into 55 gallon drums, haul them into the woods in the spring after the snow melted, and create a junk food dump for bears.

My ancestors did not believe in training bears to come to be shot.

My ancestors, like most Maine hunters, enjoyed the thrill of the tracking and the adrenalin rush of the chase.

Maine Guides go through rigorous training and testing to receive their highly coveted certification. Nearly all serve in the honored, 100 year old tradition of Maine Guides, yet a few, perhaps a small few, find it too arduous to actually guide their instate and out of state charges into an actual hunt.

Instead, these few train the bears with twinkies, or they hire others to do so, and then these few Maine Guides take lucrative checks from their charges for the privilege of leading them to a place where they can sit in their Wilderness Recliners and wait for a bear to come eat a twinkie.

Several years ago, some in Maine tried to ban bear baiting.

This misguided effort was, of course, defeated, and rightly so. A few Maine Guides should have the right, like anyone else to earn a buck by training bears to eat twinkies.

But these few Guides might consider covering that coveted patch on their jacket with cloth when they, themselves, sit on their Wilderness Recliner with their beverage in the cup holder, waiting for the bears to come to the fast food dump so their clients DON'T ACTUALLY have to HUNT.

Peter B. Hayward

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I am a life long hunter, and I agree that calling bear baiting for ***Sport*** a form of hunting is ridiculous.

My assumption is that in the past those who hunted for sustinence may have put out food for bears to lead them out of the woods and closer to their where they hunted or trapped, but to call bear baiting for sport any form of **hunting** is wrong.

However, I agree with you, Peter, that the referendum to outlaw bear baiting should have been turned down because it was poorly written.

I think if a referendum came before Maine voters **and hunters** that outlawed bear baiting for sport hunting but allowed it for sustinence hunting, it would pass.

The problem was that the referendum used an axe when it should have used a scaple.

Good Blog.

Posted by Robert Johnson
October 28, 2008 03:25 PM

I am a Maine Guide and have been one for 40 years. My father was one before me. I have refused to take hunters from away who do not want to actively hunt and just want to do what you have written here. I know of Guides who do take these people and I guess that is OK for them. I just don't do it and I can't think my my father would do it either.

Posted by
October 28, 2008 03:35 PM

I can't believe you guys think that there should be any restriction on hunting. It is in the constitution.

Posted by A real hunter
October 28, 2008 04:05 PM

I support the right to arm bears.

Posted by sharon
October 29, 2008 09:51 AM

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